Short ghetto black man to hipster guy with curly blond hair whose ear he just yanked an earbud out of: Can I walk with you?
Perturbed hipster guy: Um. Sure I guess. It’s a sidewalk (takes earbud from ghetto mans hand and places it back in his ear, walking briskly)
Short ghetto man: SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Perturbed hipster guy: Um… home.
Short ghetto man: Can I come home with you sometime, baby?
Perturbed hipster guy: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Uptown
Overheard by Three more steps and that little man was a goner.

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