9th
March
2008
Reason #9,239
16-year-old referring to her mom: So you know those Victoria Secret Pink training bras? Okay so she was so flat she wore those in COLLEGE. She was so flat that you could even see the bow through her shirt! So then she married my dad and got a boob job.
Wasabi restaurant
Overheard by Sashimi gives me the giggles.









