Mouth Agape. Speechless.

TeenGirl #1: How do you spell Alabama?
TeenGirl #2: I don’t know, doesn’t your cell just automatically figure it out for you?
TeenGirl #1: No, seriously, how do you spell Alabama?

Macy’s – Southdale
Overheard by An English major who just died a little on the inside.


random submission, originally posted 07-17-2007

Tell All Those Scientists To Go Home

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Girl #1: You look tanner. Did you go tanning again?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: Tanning is bad for you. Didn’t the doctors just have to biopsy your mole?
Girl #2: Whatever. It doesn’t matter. I refuse to have cancer.

u of m living establishments
Overheard by and then she was CURED by the power of optimism.

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