5th
March
2008
Try To Stay Out Of The Liquor Cabinet Until Regis & Kelly Is Over
Middle-aged woman on cell phone at 6:30 pm in a patronizing tone: Have you been drinking? … Do they know you’ve been drinking? … How many have you had? … Do I need to take you to detox again? … Okay, I’ll be home after book group.

Edina Panera
Overheard by Seriously? “Tuesdays with Morrie” can wait.















