Bus driver (looking at two guys walking towards the athletic field carrying a 12 foot pipe between them) to guy getting on bus: I betchya it’s for a REALLY big bong.
Guy getting on bus: Actually, I think it’s holding athletic equipment.
Bus driver: I like my idea better.

Bus route 3E through Dinkytown
Overheard by I don’t care for professionalism either.

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