Why Half-Ass It? Go For The Uterus

4th March 2008

Hot Girl #1: Man, it’s been way too long since I’ve gotten any ass; it’s ridiculous.
Hot Girl #2: *in a sing-song voice* How ridiculous is it?
Hot Girl #1: *legitimately angry* So ridiculous that I might punch you in the ovaries if you say shit like that again!

Coon Rapids Target
Overheard by I’m getting all your ass mwuhahaha!