5th
March
2008
You Need To Work On Your Delivery
Hipster Boy: Hey, I noticed you haven’t been dating much lately.
Hipster Girl: Thanks for pointing that out, asshole.
Hipster Boy: What I meant was, you haven’t been sleeping around as much as you used to.
Hipster Girl: What the hell is THAT supposed to mean!?!
Hipster Boy: I’m just trying to give you a compliment!
Muddy Waters
Overheard by Welcome to Whittier.
