13th
March
2008
You Wacky Kids And Your HIV
Effete young man #1: He had HIV, not AIDS.
Effete young man #2: Aren’t HIV and AIDS the same thing?
Effete young man #1: No.
Effete young man #2: But aren’t they, like, related?
Effete young man #1: No! You can’t get AIDS if you take care of your body. [coughs in friend's face] You’re infected now!
Effete young man #2: How do you know?
Effete young man #1: I poked you and now you’re infected!
Northbound light rail, between terminals
Overheard by Be safe, boys.
