Girl: I don’t want to live in the boondocks, I want to live in the city. Like, really in the city.
Guy friend: Like where?
Girl: White Bear Lake.

Metrodome
Overheard by slolee.

Employee:  No, I think I already know everything I need to know about the plague, actually.

MOA B&N
Overheard by Does she have personal experience?

Older female coworker, opening the door of another coworker’s office: Hi.  I’m not trying to be an asshole.

225 South 6th St, 12th floor
Overheard by Well, what then?

Woman in 20s: That’s why I don’t believe in religion! Because God shits on us all the time.

The office in Eden Prairie
Overheard by ldg.

20’s something girl on cell phone:  Yeah, I’m probably not going to Vegas for Christmas anymore ’cause my grandpa is going back to prison and my grandma’s always pissed at him when he’s there.

Super Target
Overheard by someone with a much less intriguing family.

Admin Assistant #1: I look like a slutty lion!!
Admin Assistant #2: Well lucky you… I look like a creepy, dying bug with horrible hair.

Downtown Office Building
Overheard by a creepy, dying, slutty lion bug… with great hair.

Woman on the phone in office next door: A pervert? That’s why you were laughing? (a few seconds later)  A Yankee Doodle? That’s what he called it?

Minneapolis office

Dude #1: I have this new downstairs neighbor who I’ve never seen.  It could very well be Bono.
Dude #2: Or The Edge.
Dude #1: Yeah, or The Edge!

Walking down 5th street after the Twins game
Overheard by Not U2.