Girl waiting for class to start, to friend: What’s the deal? I wish MY parents would get divorced!

Genetics class, U of M
Overheard by Burrhead.

Teen Guy: You should kill your dentist.
Teen Girl: Dentists are retarded.

Burnsville High School
Overheard by I bet she has fillings.

Teen Girl: Aren’t they those lesbians from Canada?

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Where!?

Guy: There’s a guy with autism in my French class. I didn’t know they let those people into college. I don’t mean to be mean, but how did he get into college?

u of m- superblock
Overheard by wondering how you got into college.

Drunk Guy: Where the fuck is the milk jug?

Cheap Seats, Metrodome
Overheard by slolee.

Teen guy: (upon hearing about the military use of silly string) Wow, war is just like a 12-year-old’s birthday!

Burnsville High School
Overheard by …with a few more explosions.

Loud Somali man talking on cellphone: I support John McCain. I want him to kill all Chinese.

#5 Bus
Overheard by Confused Non-Chinese Guy.