Woman (to man walking with her): I just hate them for some reason. I always have. I’d rather just get five pennies instead. It’s just one of my weird things.

Skyway over Washington Ave
Overheard by That’s not quirky weird; it’s stupid weird.

Male student, walking outside: The collective subconscious is killing me!

MCAD Smoking Deck
Overheard by secretly an art student.

Very excited lady on the cell phone to her friend in Chicago: Yeah, I am gonna eat some chicken and fish. FRIED AS HELL.

Megabus, from MPLS to Chicago
Overheard by Someone who realizes why the ticket was so cheap.

17 year old male: Its kind of like if you bred a cat with a donkey.

Kennedy HS , Bloomington
Overheard by Dan Hjulberg.

Classmate: Skipping class is like masturbation… It’s fun for awhile, but ultimately, it’s just gonna fuck up your stuff.

Ethics class - Hamline
Overheard by Constant class “masturbator”.

Overly excited mid-20’s businessman talking on cell phone: It’s spring and you know what that means!  It’s almost intern season!  I can’t wait to see what the new crop of 21 year old girls look like.

Northstar Building in Minneapolis
Overheard by wish my office had interns.

Secretary for the big boss: My favorite meal? A glass of wine with anything on a plate.

Minnesota state agency reception area
Overheard by I’m with ya!

Ignorant Boy: Stealing shouldn’t be illegal, God probably did it.

Mall of America Old Navy
Overheard by: Uh.. actually…

Guy #1:  I’m sorry dude, I never replaced your Inca sacrificial onyx knife that I broke.
Guy #2:  Mayan, actually.  That’s OK, though.

Jax Supper Club, NE Mnpls
Overheard by Stu Dog.

Guy:  Oh shit, it’s happening again.
His girlfriend:  What?
Guy: When I look at that white wall over there, I see that funny thing that looks like something in a petri dish.  I must have, like, a cataract or something.  Dammit!
His girlfriend: I guess you’ll just have to learn to love the paramecium in your eye.

Economics Dept at U of M

Witty Blonde Girl: How did you spend $10 at Wendy’s? Did you NOT read the dollar menu?

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Some of us have bigger appetites than others.