Girl: I just feel like I’m sort of anorexic these days.

a pious college on a hill in Northfield
Overheard by only sort of, though, so don’t worry.

Thug: Going shopping!
Thugette: Fruitcake!
Thug (trying to sound gay): Going shopping with your sister… That’s so sweet!  Color co-ordinating…  She a Blood today!

16 headed downtown from campus
Overheard by ORLY.

Large loud talker in Saturday a.m. knitting group: When I was in Connecticut and I said I wanted a pop, John said, “My dad’s dead.”

Black Bear Coffee Shop, Como Lake
Overheard by latte noise.