Twenty-something son to dad in buffet line: Have they pre-buttered the sandwiches?
Dad (lifting the bun to reveal the meat underneath): Nope.
Twenty-something son (relieved): Good. That must be a Lutheran thing.

A luncheon at the Cathedral of St. Paul
Overheard by Ya know, that guy… from the thing?

Old lady #1: [sips her hot chinese tea] This is really good tea!
Old lady #2: Well, it is called the ‘tea house’.
Old lady #1: Oh, yeah.

tea house (plymouth)
Overheard by doodledee.

Man, after drunkenly throwing his slice of pizza into the street then retrieving and eating it: I’m just so hungry!

Mesa Pizza in Dinkytown
Overheard by tron.

Scandalized teen girl complaining about friend: How hard is it to, like, not have sex over the weekend when you’re doing mock trial?

Northbound light rail, near 46th St. Station
Overheard by Like, priorities, guys.

Smart College Girl #1: His eyes look like a lemur. That’s why I can’t look at him.
Smart College Girl #2: What the hell is a lemur? Isn’t that like some kind of snake?
Smart College Girl #3: No, stupid. It’s like a cat!

114 Bus

Senior Class Gift Committee Member #1:  Do you want to donate? We’re making the chapel handicap accessible.
Senior Class Gift Committee Member #2: Yeah, a?nd the class of 1958 will match whatever we make.
Senior Nursing major:  1958?  So they’re old right?
Senior Class Gift Committee Member #1: Well, yes… in their 70s.
Nursing major:  So they like, need the handicap stuff?

Gustavus Adolphus College Grad Finale
Overheard by hopefully she won’t be taking care of me someday.

Smoker outside bar:  Yeah, pretty soon babies will start coming out with limbs attached already.
Smoker #2:  I blame the parents.

Patrick’s on Third, St. Peter (Gustavus Adolphus College)
Overheard by were your limbs not attached at birth???

Husband, in the shoe section: That’s the thing about Converse, they’re trendy but got no sport… they got no sport.

Roseville Target
Overheard by amused.