Young boy to his dad whispering: Dad, is that guy gay?  He sounds funny.
Dad:  No, he’s from another country.
Boy:  Is he French?

Burnsville Center
Overheard by Big Dipper.

Guy in suit (to other guy in suit): Personally, I’d go for the cheerleader on top.

Gaviidae skyway
Overheard by choking on my latte.

Ghetto girl to the bus driver: Don’t you know it be Black History Month? We just be doing black things in the back of this bus.

#6 Bus
Overheard by someone who knows Black History Month is in February.

Man who just arrived at urinal to other man peeing next to him: So, what do you feel like doing tonight?

Downtown bathroom
Overheard by JfA.

Teen to friends: Yeah, as if getting mugged isn’t bad enough, it’s even worse when the dude is naked.

Southdale Y
Overheard by JfA.

Blonde Teenage Girl #1: If I don’t get asked to prom I might just drop out of school and become a mechanic.
Blonde Teenage Girl #2: I know… that would suck.

Edina High School

Male talking sexual to a female friend at a bar while  drinking and taking shots: Not gonna lie, when I get drunk, I get charming.

Corner Bar - Minneapolis
Overheard by friends of both.

Thug #1: I saw one of yo’ baby mamas.
Thug #2: Which one?
Thug #1: The tall one.

Government Center, Mpls
Overheard by Good to know you can tell them apart.

Guy: I’m from a farm. Where I come from, it’s like, let’s have a party and watch me slaughter a cow!

U of MN- superblock
Overheard by man, i NEVER get invited to those kinds of parties.

Hairstylist: Would you like me to spike your hair?
5 year old: What are my options?

Kids’ Hair
Overheard by who knew a 5 year old could be so stylish?

Twentysomething girl on cell phone: I had the malpractice ball this last weekend.  It was in the Weisman museum… kind of lame, not a lot of space. [pause] But I didn’t bring a flask this year, so it was a little conservative, definitely a limited amount of alcohol. [pause] Are you going home for Passover? [more indistinct conversation] Oh my, are you converting? [more indistinct conversation] Yeah, I want to know what this whole Jerry Springer photo thing is all about.

Bus #113
Overheard by Burrhead.