Girl: My last roomate was crazy. Not crazy like she went out every night, but crazy like she didn’t go out.

Where: u of m living establishments
Overheard by only in college would this be considered crazy.

Woman purchasing dog treat: Is this beef or pork?
Cashier: It says right here, 100% beef.
Woman: Oh good, I don’t eat pork.

Whole Foods St. Paul
Overheard by slightly concerned.

40 something guy on a date: I live in a beautiful condo, I drive a nice car, and I have a great job.

Fuji-ya Uptown
Overheard by I’ll have what he’s having.

Employee #1: We’re supposed to get snow tonight, huh?
Employee #2: Yeah, I heard we’re supposed to get six inches of snow!
Employee #1 (aghast and disgusted by the thought of more snow): Don’t say that word!
Employee #2: Okay.  I’ll just say we’re going to get six inches.

Davanni’s on Riverside Ave in Minneapolis
Overheard by And just who will be distributing the aforementioned six inches?