Girl #1: Did you see the wiener?
Boy: The wiener?
Girl #1: The whipping wiener.
Girl #2: It’s on YouTube.  What’s it under?
Girl #1: German Skydiving.

Over the cube wall in Minneapolis office
Overheard by Immediately ran to check YouTube under German Skydiving.

Girl with friends walking by my door: No, no… sixteen! Sixteen is the age to get pregnant.

Davis Hall in Northfield
Overheard by did I miss something?

Hipster bellied up to bar with ‘LSD laced’ blow pop: So, how many licks does it take to trip balls?

Chatterbox Pub Minneapolis
Overheard by where do you buy those?