Girl #1: I told him he’d have to get me more drunk if he wanted to do that to me.
Girl #2: How long have you two been married now?
Girl #1: Almost two years.

Como Park Conservatory bathroom
Overheard by Wedding Crasher.

Girl: Where’s your bookmark that says ‘Save the Trees’ and is made out of paper?

U of M Lecture
Overheard by doesn’t use bookmarks.

Stoner #1: Dude, I have to go to the clinic to do an A.D.D. assessment. I went yesterday, but I got distracted halfway through.
His roommate: Oh come on dude, you don’t have A.D.D.

Apartment in MPLS
Overheard by Did you even listen to him?