College girl: Do you like Interpersonal Com?
College guy: Yeah, it’s alright. Did you take it, too?
College girl: Yeah, I loved it. It made me realize I needed to break up with my boyfriend, so it was really valuable for me.

Classroom @ Bethel University
Overheard by JAG.

Girl walking toward the parking ramp at bar time: Windbreaker, fancy windbreaker goddammit, fancy windbreaker, fancy windbreaker.

Hennepin Ave. and Lake Street, Uptown Minneapolis
Overheard by I know exactly what you mean.

Coworker #1 to Coworker #2: …and just punched her right in the eye. Needless to say, he no longer practices in the state of California…

walking through the hallway of a Mpls architecture firm
Overheard by c-dub.

Guy: Your hair is poofy.
Girl: Thanks. *shakes hair*
Guy: Now it’s even worse!
Girl #2: John*, you should compliment girls on their hair, or their nails or shoes. They like that.
Guy: Jane*, your nails are annoying!
Girl #2: That’s not a compliment!
Guy #2: Is ‘your nails grow’ a compliment?

Chan Jam-Chan Rec center

Teenage girl coming out of world history: Marie Antoinette was so cool! I love her quote “then I will eat cake.”

Eden Prairie High School
Overheard by oh how wrong she is.

Loud crazy dude in front of bus: It’s my birthday! It’s my birthday! Bubble gum, bubble gum in a ditch, how many pieces do you want?  I want a tootsie roll, a hot dog and a penny!  Tootsie roll! Tootsie roll!  Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces do you want?  I want a now ‘n’ later, and a jolly rancher.

number 12 bus
Overheard by I like candy, too.

Woman yelling into phone: Turn my electricity back on! This set off my fire alarm and is scaring my cat!

Selby Dale
Overheard by …seems like two separate issues.

College Girl #1: Then he just sat down two seats in front of me!
College Girl #2: What an ass!
College Girl #1: I know!

Loring Park Dunn Brothers
Overheard by WUT?

Crazy Loring Park Man: Bitch stole mah walnut!

Loring Park
Overheard by WUT?