Loud girl joking about starting over on a paper:  What’s with us and STRIPPING?
Friend who also is starting over: God, I know right?  This is gross.

Gustavus Courtyard Cafe
Overheard by go write/strip/whatever in the library already.

Clarinet girl:  I have, like, this fetish with office supplies, especially the electric stapler.
Her friend:  O-m-g, what?
Clarinet girl:  Yeah, sometimes my roommate and I dance with it.  And the boys above us creep at our window.
Her friend:  Oh… interesting.

Music Building Hallway, Gustavus
Overheard by: glad i don’t live near them..and glad i wasn’t stuck with either of them as a roommate.

Girl #1: And that’s the salami machine where they grind up people.
Girl #2: But they can only do it one limb at a time because a whole body won’t fit in there!

Jefferson High School woodshop
Overheard by So that’s what that’s for…

40 year old woman with strong Minnesota accent: Now that Wells Fargo is financing PETS you know the whole world has gone to hell!

Pet store in Sun Ray
Overheard by Not sure what that means, but doesn’t sound so bad…

Very Important Manager in the Next Aisle: I am a rare, delicate flower. A Rare. Delicate. Flower.

494 and 94, Woodbury
Overheard by So that explains the smell over there.