30 something suburban woman #1: So what do I do with him???
30 something suburban woman #2: Take him home and sleep with him!
30 something suburban woman #1: What do I do after that???
30 something suburban woman #2: Make him lefsa.

Mayslack’s
Overheard by norwego.

Girl #1: We figured out she was totally bulimic.
Girl #2: Wow. Really?
Girl #1: Yeah… [sigh] I totally want to see my bones again.
Girl #2: Me, too. Totally.

225 S 6th St Caribou Coffee
Overheard by What’s wrong with you people?!?

Girl, pouting: You never write on my Facebook wall.
Guy: You’re right. What should I write, “Thanks for the blow job”?
Girl: *pause* NEVER write on my Facebook wall.

Caribou Coffee, Downtown
Overheard by choked on my coffee at that.

Journalism student: I’m all for multiracial-ness. And you know why? Cause multi-racial chicks are HOT!

u of m school of journalism
Overheard by well, in that case, sign me up.

Event-planning girl #1, discussing kids’ carnival: We could make them play a game where they have to hop like bunnies, for prizes.
Event-planning girl #2, in charge of mascot and prizes: Yeah, and then he could pull it out.
Random boy far across lobby: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

Library, Gustavus
Overheard by he beat me to the punchline!