Postal Worker #1: You’re a dutz!
Postal Worker #2: You’re a dutz!
Postal Worker #1: You’re a bigger dutz than me!
Postal Worker #2: You’re the biggest dutz of all!
Postal Worker #3: Listen to them.  (to them) You’re both dutzes!
Postal Worker #1: What!  This, from the guy who spells “Gregg” with two Gs!

Minneapolis Loop Station Post Office
Overheard by sxoidmal.

Girl: I don’t get it.
Guy: It’s a menu.
Girl: Like, totally, but there are just so many things to choose from. I just don’t get it.

Panino Brothers/Apple Valley, MN
Overheard by Not drunk enough for this shit.

Hooded sweatshirt boy to friends: Oh guys, I totally thought up an awesome tongue twister while I was homeless!

Student center, Gustavus Adolphus college
Overheard by ORLY?!

Cute 7-months pregnant girl (to husband): Ugh, I feel like a whale.
Husband: Well, I still think you’re beautiful.
Girl: I didn’t say an UGLY whale.

University Avenue Target