Drunk Girl #1: This is the third time I’ve gone to the bathroom tonight, I think I have diabetes.
Drunk Girl #2: Really? Is that a symptom?
Drunk Girl #1: Yeah, when you have diabetes you have to pee a lot.
Drunk Girl #2: Maybe it’s just all of the beer you drank?
Drunk Girl #1: Yeah, that could be it.

Billy’s on Grand
Overheard by Beer + More Beer = many trips to the bathroom.

Patient: …and then [Doctor A] gave me a prostate ultrasound. That was definitely a painful experience.
Doctor B: Well, if it hurts, that means he did a good job.

Medical Building, 28th and Chicago
Overheard by Is pain the new measure for medical excellence?

Little boy taking a curb a little too fast on his bike: WHOA! Oh, that hurt my groins.

near the Greenway
Overheard by claudia.

Young woman: Sometimes I feel like I’m in the seventies.
Friend: What? WHY?
Young woman: Well, I mean… it’s usually just when I look at stoplights, like the yellow ones.

Outside Calhoun Square, Uptown
Overheard by that makes one of us.

Guy: You’re a psych major, analyze me.
Girl: I’m a child psych major.
Guy: Then analyze my inner child.

Coffman Union dining area
Overheard by not a (child) psych major.

Guy #1: You should see what I did. I put up hanging plants.
Guy #2: I don’t care about your plants.
Guy #1: F*ck you. You won’t get invited to the zen garden.

Downtown Minneapolis office building freight elevator
Overheard by Dan.