Girl to male friend:  So, do you like her or what?
Male friend:  I guess I haven’t really decided a yes or no yet. She has good teeth, though.

Coffee Shop, Gustavus
Overheard by Talk about standards.

Man (who at one time, wanted to be Zak Efron), speaking to his wife: There’s something about being able to walk into a store and buy a gun, a samuri sword and a bottle of liquor.

225 S. 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by way to be a badass!

Post Office Worker #1: Oh! Here’s the new roll of stamps we just got in yesterday. Look at that, there are four designs on each roll!
Post Office Worker #2 (sarcastically): Well, isn’t that the coolest thing. I just get so excited over stamps. Stamps are the greatest!
Post Office Worker #1: I know, I love them!

Plymouth Post Office
Overheard by a fellow stamp lover.

Non-employee randomly standing in our hallway talking on cell phone: What time is it where you are? (pause, looking at watch). Oh, yeah, it’s 1:35 here too.  You must be in the same time zone I am!

Cubeland, Downtown MPLS
Overheard by I wish I was half a time zone away from you.

Woman on cell phone: I just didn’t think it was very nice, how you told me to f–k off like that.

City Center
Overheard by sxoidmal.

Maintenance man #1: Today, that plumbing was a bear. Thank god for beer!
Maintenance man #2: Well, it’s better then being sober.

Apartment building in Highland
Overheard by I don’t think my toilet is broken now.