Man: A good sandwich is really all about good ingredients.
Woman: All food is about good ingredients.
Man: But I’m talking about sandwiches here.

Near Robert Street
Overheard by Zippy.

Woman: There was a family in my hometown with the last name Weiner.
Man: I grew up with a wiener.

Highland Park, St. Paul

Drunk Guy: Man, my balls hurt from having this hard thing bouncing around between them.

u of m- superblock
Overheard by i assume you’re talking about a bottle of beer.