Tall blonde girl talking loudly to middle aged coworker: I’m not wearing my glasses for the wedding. Glasses are just so tacky for weddings.

Roseville Target dressing room
Overheard by your face.

Random Chick: Dolphins don’t eat people.
Random Dude: Yeah, they do, they spin you around and…
Random Chick:(interrupted) elephants can’t swim.
Random Dude: Yeah, they can, giraffes cannot.

Jefferson High School in a mythology class
Overheard by random person who was bored.

Middle aged woman on cell phone:  Yeah, he screwed up his neck, so they gave him some Percocet.  He looooves that stuff. He LOOOOOVES that stuff!

Cottage Grove Walgreens
Overheard by Not so sure about filling this guy’s prescription now…

Recent newlywed girl to her husband at 2:00 a.m.: I told you, I don’t do that!

Through walls in an apartment in St. Paul
Overheard by Sleepless in St. Paul.

Emo guy: Seriously… about ‘patio’, why isn’t it pronounced like ‘ratio’? Like, hey, let’s go eat lunch on the pay-shee-o.
Equally emo girl: Yeah… learn about soft sounding T’s, bitches.

gas station in anoka
Overheard by good grief guys, go home.

Girl #1: You don’t seem like a ‘hat’ person.
Girl #2: What are you talking about? Are you toking the gange?
Girl #1: Um… first off, no. And I guess my question is, ‘are you partial to hats?’
Girl #2: Why do you ask in such a sudden matter?
Girl #1: I thought I’d ask to verify.
Girl #2: Well, depends on the hat. But I find little opportunity to wear them, regardless.

a subway in anoka
Overheard by it’s a legit question i guess.

Guy: Well… you know what they say: ‘If at first you don’t succeed…’
Girl: You get a bat.
Guy: You’re fantastic.

Anoka High School, Anoka
Overheard by that’s what i call romance.