Late night female curator to another: I LOVEEEE my cameltoe.

College of Visual Arts
Overheard by ick.

Fat kid in front of a vending machine: But I want it now.

Forest Lake Sr High School

Blondie: I looked for inner beauty in my belly button, but all I found was lint.

The Poolhouse, St Peter
Overheard by BAFO.

College Girl: You fucking cheated on me!
College Boy: But I said sorry!
College Girl: You cheated on me TWICE!
College Boy: I know, but I said sorry. Twice.

U of M, spring jam
Overheard by Second Times the Charm.

Ghetto girl #1: I’m going to the back of the bus.
Ghetto girl #2: What’s goin’ on in the back?  I don’t wanna get shot.

#16 at the Metrodome
Overheard by is there a party back there?