Does She Have It Comin’?
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Teen girl to her friends: Just because the bitch is pregnant doesn’t mean I won’t kick her ass. I’ll still beat her pregnant ass! You ain’t pregnant in yo’ face!
Burnsville Center
Overheard by Concerned Parent.
Toddler boy: What’s that noise?!
Mom: Ehh?
Toddler, delighted: I pooted in my butt!!
Mom, horrified: Ehhhhh…
Hopkins, smallish elevator
Overheard by I wish I was that excited that early in the AM.
Teen girl to her friends: Just because the bitch is pregnant doesn’t mean I won’t kick her ass. I’ll still beat her pregnant ass! You ain’t pregnant in yo’ face!
Burnsville Center
Overheard by Concerned Parent.