Guy:  Oh shit, it’s happening again.
His girlfriend:  What?
Guy: When I look at that white wall over there, I see that funny thing that looks like something in a petri dish.  I must have, like, a cataract or something.  Dammit!
His girlfriend: I guess you’ll just have to learn to love the paramecium in your eye.

Economics Dept at U of M

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