Dude #1 (eating one slice of jelly toast and one slice peanut butter toast): I’m double fisting!
Dude #2: You could put them together and make a sandwich.
Dude #1: Yeah, but it’s toast.
Dude#2: Oh, you’re right. There should be a law against mixing toasts.

A pious college on a hill in Northfield
Overheard by there should be a law against mixing stupid people.

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