Male stoner boarding bus full of professional commuters: Is this the bus to downtown?
His female companion: Yes.
Male: Express bus to down-tiz-own! (20 minutes later) Where are we? Are we in downtown Minneapolis?
Female: Yes.
Male (uncertainly): It looks like it…
Female: Yes.
Male: We are in downtown Minneapolis?
Female: Ask the bus driver!
Male: Yeah, we’re in downtown.  So, where are we supposed to go?
Female: I dunno!

Express bus to down-tiz-own
Overheard by Careswen.

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