Study Hall Girl #1: I’m going to kick your bottom!
Study Hall Girl #2: Sounds uncomfortable.

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Keeping it G-rated.

College girl: At least your dad doesn’t make cereal towers.
Two college guys: *blank stare*
College girl: Seriously! I’ll walk into the kitchen and he’ll have cereal boxes just stacked to the ceiling in a tower!

Classroom, Bethel University
Overheard by A.Lil.

Loud Amatuer Historian: This house we were looking at was built in 1874.  It’s, like, SEVENTY years old!

Chatterbox Pub
Overheard by HungryHungryHippy.

Scruffy ‘Bro’: My recital was a week ago. And you know what I’ve done all week? Drink and not shave!

Christiansen Reception Room @ St. Olaf
Overheard by JAG.

Girl #1: Yeah, but see… Julie broke her jaw when she was a baby and it never fully healed.
Girl #2: Oh, that sucks…
Girl #1: I know, right? But the worst part is she never really learned how to swallow, so now she has this weird sucking reflex.

Stadium Village Chipotle
Overheard by I just want my burrito.

Teenage girl to mom (sarcastic tone): Guess who just got their period three days before prom!!!!
Her mom: (puts hand over heart and exhales in relief) Oh, thank GOD.

Bathroom in Target in EP

Guy #1: *singing tunelessly*
Guy #2: Hey, *Luke, what are you singing?
Guy #1: What does it look like I’m singing?

Middlebrook Hall
Overheard by Seymour.