Freshman Boy #1: 15?  Did she have a license?
Freshman Boy #2: No, her mom dropped her off.

Cafeteria, Gustavus Adolphus College
Overheard by I won’t tell if you won’t tell.

Dad to eight-year-old daughter: When we get to the Dome, do you want nachos?
Girl: Yeah!
Dad: I want some nachos and some BEERS.
Girl: I think I’ll just have soda.

Northbound light rail
Overheard by Twins fan.

Girl in prom dress #1: Hey!  Have you ditched your date yet?
Girl in prom dress #2: That’s why we’re in here.  We’re working on it.

restroom at Buca’s, St Paul
Overheard by this can only end in tears.

Nerdy white guy listening to the piped-in music while waiting for a table at The Cheesecake Factory: Oh my god, is this Nine Inch Nails ‘I Wanna F*** You Like An Animal’?
Nerdy guy’s girlfriend: Ummmm, noooo…
Nerdy guy: No, I really think it is. (pauses for a moment) Oh, my mistake, it’s Alicia Keys. (Proceeds to nerdy-white-guy-dance to “No One”)

The Cheesecake Factory
Overheard by I don’t think Nine Inch Nails even exists in Edina…

Non-Asian student to Asian student: Dude, I keep forgetting you’re Asian.
Asian Student: I KNOW! ME TOO!!

Bethel University
Overheard by m.jo.