Abnormally skinny girl: I feel fat.
Normal girl: Shut up before I smother you with my muffin top.

Party in Seward

Girl, to her friends: The whole thing was just like, really complicated and I was just like, you know what? No. Just… like, no. And she was like, oh, okay.

u of m living establishments
Overheard by that does seem complicated.

Baristo: I dunno what was up with this guy…  He didn’t know how to set up a MySpace account!

Dunn Brothers, 34th and Hennepin
Overheard by ORLY.

Girl showing her friends the latest vita.mn: You know, rugby. It’s like the Rollergirls, but without skates.

Varsity Theater
Overheard by It is??

Young Lady #1: You know, there are a bunch of blind people staying in the hotel.
Young Lady #2: Yeah, well that explains why my TV had closed captions on it.

Lobby of the Four points Sheraton
Overheard by The boy your mom warned you about.

Astonishingly dense small press employee: If you look a gift horse in the mouth, you’re probably going to want to brush his teeth, is all I’m saying.

An office on Chicago Avenue in South Minneapolis
Overheard by: Max

Woman in line: See, they make you pay 5 cents for the plastic bags.
Man in line: Why are they doing that?
Woman in line: They want to save a tree I guess.

IKEA
Overheard by Save the plastic trees!

Intoxicated chap: Dude, come on - everyone does it on the internet!

Park Tavern
Overheard by An Invisible Fiend.

Dorky white guy: Most people see me as just a dorky white guy. They don’t realize how ghetto I am!
Girl: MMM-hmm.

Humane Society Walk, Como Park
Overheard by Embracing my inner thug, too.

Young Boy: I want a Bud Light!
Dad: No. No No No.
Young Boy’s older brother: It’s not Bud Light, it’s Budweiser!

Metrodome
Overheard by they sure start young.

Man looking at Star magazine: So many bikinis, so little time.

CVS Grand
Overheard by indeed.