College Airhead #1: What if you opened your pop and the code inside said you won a million dollars? I’d get up in class and be all, like, “screw this lab” and run out!
College Airhead #2: Yeah, me too. But a million dollars isn’t even that much money.
College Airhead #1: You would so run out of that so quickly.
College Airhead #2: Yeah, you can’t even have a baby for a million dollars these days.
College Airhead #1: Yeah.
College Airhead #2: You could totally do that thing where you invest it while you were in school and then you would be a billionaire in no time.
College Airhead #1: Yeah, I would use it to pay off my loans.
College Airhead #2: Totally.

U of M Campus Bus
Overheard by I hope they aren’t studying to be financial planners.

Girl #1 in aisle looking at condoms: So, do you know what I did? I just waited till he fell asleep and got hard, then I looked under the sheets to see how big he was! Is that bad?
Girl #2: Um, yeah that’s pretty bad. How was he?
Girl #1: Well, I married him didn’t I?

Downtown Target
Overheard by Does he have any brothers?

Two guys walking: Okay, we both know I married a complete bitch, but what am I going to do?

Minneapolis Skyway
Overheard by Lucie.

College guy to girl: I’m gonna shoot you!  *pause* With love.
College girl (enthusiastically): That’s the best kinda shootin’ ever!

Bethel University
Overheard by a.lil.

8 year old Asian girl to her father while walking down snack aisle at Target: I wish I owned this place.

Blaine Super Target
Overheard by Don’t we all.

Girl #1: No seriously, lets all go on a diet.
Girls #2 & #3: Yeah!
Girl #1: Okay no more junk food.
Girls #2 & #3: Alright.
(exit Girl #1)
Girl #2: Do you have any candy?

Bio Med Library U of M
Overheard by Thats willpower.

Girl #1: And then… in choir she was like, I don’t even know.
Girl #2: Oh my god, what a bitch!

Wayzata High School

Cool guy to roommate: That’s not even the most awkward thing you’ve walked in on me doing.

Gustavus Cafeteria, St. Peter , MN
Overheard by i don’t even want to know.

Co-worker: Hello sir, I am calling on behalf of your baby mama. She needs your digits.

Medica call center
Overheard by I fell out of my chair.

Co-worker (on phone to member): Is that a full or partial penis removal? [co-workers laughing] (putting phone on mute) Stop it! I’m a PROFESSIONAL!

Medica
Overheard by wow…

Girl #1, pointing at passing student: Did you see those Burberry boots?? HIDEOUS! How much do you think those things cost? Like, $400, $500?
Girl #2: I have no idea. If I were to guess, I’d say probably stupid-hundred dollars.

U of M West Bank, outside Willey
Overheard by Money well spent?