Mother shouting from car to her husband in Super America: GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE!

Super America - CR 5 In Burnsville
Overheard by Hey - Me too!

Crazy old woman: Come get the muffins, I gotta beat the rain.

St. Paul, Lincoln Ave.
Overheard by a silly girl.

High school boy: If I was a girl, I totally wouldn’t be a virgin.

Anoka high school
Overheard by oh really now.

Young blonde woman looking for a book: Is that how the library organizes the books, the Dewey Decimal System?
Woman’s boyfriend: No, that’s about decimals and stuff.
Blonde woman: Oh. Then why’d I think that?
Boyfriend (laughing): I don’t know… that’s pretty funny though.

Roseville Library
Overheard by Poor Dewey…

Lady #1: That guy used to go to the church I used to go to.
Lady #2: You don’t go to church anymore?
Lady #1: No, there’s only one reason to get on my knees and it ain’t for praying.

Broadway Bar
Overheard by Bartender’s ears.

20-something female suit to a 20-something male suit: There’s probably some real easy technique we can use… like mind games.

Minneapolis skyway

(Sitting on the bench at the UMD bus station waiting for the bus.)
Girl next to me:  (pointing at the Indians on the other side of the station) What are those people called?
Girl’s Best Friend:  Indians.
Girl next to me:  (gasp)  No, they’re not, they’re Native Americans.
Girl’s Best Friend:  No, Indians, like from India.
Girl next to me:  Ooh, I didn’t know they were called that.

University of Minnesota Duluth Bus Station
Overheard by Where the f*** is the bus?