Girl Prepping for Final: So, who was the leader of the Greeks that fought against Odysseus?
Girl’s Friend: I think his name was Troy.

U of M Classroom Before Final
Overheard by May the Grading be Swift.

Daughter: Was the kiss good?
Mother: Yes, it was. (squeals)
Daughter: Is he married?
Mother: No, but I think he’s homeless.

Stillwater
Overheard by At least he’s not married…

Woman: I got 50 personalities, but only three have been diagnosed. I got all the others in my pocket so nobody can take ‘em away!

21A bus
Overheard by …don’t think they’re going anywhere.

Teenage girl student: It’s so cold in this school.
Girl’s Friend: Yeah, isn’t global warming supposed to melt this planet?
Teenage girl student: Whatever. I just want to wear my mini without leggings.

A Western Suburb Middle School
Overheard by dazed and confused.