Coworker: I love my moist muffins!

225 S. 6th St. Minneapolis, MN 12th floor
Overheard by F U U F U.

Teenage girl: I want a husband who will call me ‘bitch’ as a joke.
Friend: …

The Tea Garden, Minneapolis
Overheard by Nunya Bidnat.

6-year-old boy swing foam sword in toy section: I wanna get Austin this for his present!
Mom, annoyed: No, we’re not getting him that.
Boy: What’s the point of getting him something he doesn’t like?
Mom: We’re not getting him something he doesn’t like.
Boy, screaming now: Well, he’s not gonna like it if doesn’t have to do with fighting!!

Quarry Target Toy Section
Overheard by Whatever happened to simple boxing gloves?

High School Girl #1: So, she missed the time and the teacher said she needed to make it up, and she got all pissed and didn’t think she should have to do it.  Like, he told her he needed to come in and make up the time she missed, and she was all like, “So, why did I even need to bring a note?”  And she started complaining about how at the other high schools she went to she skipped all the time and still passed.

Bus #16
Overheard by Burrhead.

Girl in huge black “punk” shorts: Dude, I can’t reach the bottom of my pockets!

5th & Cedar
Overheard by Burrhead.

Woman #1: What does it mean? That they have enough money to just throw away?
Man: It means that they were really drunk.
Woman #2: No, it has a meaning. It has a meaning.

Washington Ave Bridge by the Shoe Tree
Overheard by I could tell them but where’s the fun in that?