Collection Agency worker #1 (sarcastic and genuinely not happy): I just made an 84 year-old woman cry, so I feel pretty good about that.
Collection Agency worker #2: Yeah?
Collection Agency worker #1: Yeah.
Collection Agency worker #2: Did she pay at least?
Collection Agency worker #1: No.

SLP office building
Overheard by JoeS.

Middle Aged Woman: I mean, the boy probably won’t finish his Easter candy before he graduates and moves out!

Plymouth Starbucks

Middle Aged woman to friends: When I was younger I used to be embarrassed when I pooped my pants.  Now that I’m middle aged I don’t care anymore.

Blaine Target
Overheard by Because it’s socially acceptable when you’re middle aged?

Older woman on phone with friend: Yea, losing a body part is never fun, for sure.

225 South 6th St
Overheard by Um… I plan to keep all of my body parts, thanks.

Guy: You remember when the 35W bridge fell down? None of my family called me. None! So, I sent an email to them: “Just so you guys know, I was almost on that bridge!”

Mall of America store
Overheard by I think I know why they never call…