Gay sandwich artist #1: Yeah, I just have sugar daddies.
Older/Wiser gay sandwich artist #2: Yeah, what happens when the sugar’s all gone and daddy’s not at home?

Bruegger’s downtown MPLS
Overheard by Ben.

3Mer #1 (with a southern accent): I thought you said it was warmer up here.
3Mer #2: Well, it’s warmer now than when you were here in November.
3Mer #1: Yeah, but my refrigerator is warmer than this state.

3M Center, St. Paul
Overheard by I agree completely.

Teenage Girl (Matter-of-Factly): My sister’s friend came over yesterday because it was Memorial Day, you know, because she’s a stripper.

Wayzata High School
Overheard by Yeah, that makes total sense…

Wannabe Cool Guy on cell phone: Yeah, I’m going to by a cheap-ass skateboard so I can get around.  <pause>  Yeah, instead of paying for bus passes, I just buy cheap skateboards.  It’s just easier.

Edina Target
Overheard by Pheebs.