26th May 2008

Engineers Have Been Waiting For Her

Ditz: They should just make cars out of like, cushions.  Then they’d just bounce.  Why don’t they make them like that?
Guy: (long pause) It might be aerodynamics.

Pizza Luce, Uptown
Overheard by the sex ain’t worth it, buddy.

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