Gas Prices, Food Prices, And Now Baby Prices!
College Airhead #1: What if you opened your pop and the code inside said you won a million dollars? I’d get up in class and be all, like, “screw this lab” and run out!
College Airhead #2: Yeah, me too. But a million dollars isn’t even that much money.
College Airhead #1: You would so run out of that so quickly.
College Airhead #2: Yeah, you can’t even have a baby for a million dollars these days.
College Airhead #1: Yeah.
College Airhead #2: You could totally do that thing where you invest it while you were in school and then you would be a billionaire in no time.
College Airhead #1: Yeah, I would use it to pay off my loans.
College Airhead #2: Totally.
U of M Campus Bus
Overheard by I hope they aren’t studying to be financial planners.
