Uptight-looking female tourist: May we please get a table on the patio?
Hostess:  Sure, how many will there be?
Uptight-looking female tourist:  Four and two children, but, um, are there bugs outside?
Hostess: (smiling) Nope.
Uptight-looking female tourist: (looking miffed) I’m serious.
Hostess: Well in that case, yes.

A restaurant in Stillwater
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