Girl #1 in aisle looking at condoms: So, do you know what I did? I just waited till he fell asleep and got hard, then I looked under the sheets to see how big he was! Is that bad?
Girl #2: Um, yeah that’s pretty bad. How was he?
Girl #1: Well, I married him didn’t I?

Downtown Target
Overheard by Does he have any brothers?

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