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I’m More Offended He Got The Title Wrong
Nerdy white guy listening to the piped-in music while waiting for a table at The Cheesecake Factory: Oh my god, is this Nine Inch Nails ‘I Wanna F*** You Like An Animal’?
Nerdy guy’s girlfriend: Ummmm, noooo…
Nerdy guy: No, I really think it is. (pauses for a moment) Oh, my mistake, it’s Alicia Keys. (Proceeds to nerdy-white-guy-dance to “No One”)The Cheesecake Factory
Overheard by I don’t think Nine Inch Nails even exists in Edina…





