Drunken fool: So, have you killed anyone lately?
Bartender: (blank stare) What?
Drunken fool: Have you killed anyone lately?
Bartender: No, not lately. (walks away)
Drunken fool: (eagerly glances to woman beside him, hoping she is impressed) That is the best question EVER.

King and I Thai
Overheard by Bartender, can I have another.

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