21st May 2008

Nothing About This Is Right

College guy: By the way, your cat shit in my car.
Girlfriend: No way!  That one night?
Guy: Yeah, dude.
Girlfriend: Well, it wasn’t my fault you brought it to the bar.  Did you clean it up?
Guy: With my tongue.

Bethel University Dorms
Overheard by a.lil.

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