Loud white ghetto guy on cellphone: Dude, I’m at target. They don’t got nothing here! Man, I should have gone to Wal*Mart. (pause) Ooh, here’s a sweet knife. Maybe I’ll buy that for shits and giggles.

Crystal Target Camping Isle
Overheard by Gee, you have to wonder what this guy does with his free time…

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