Bus Driver: Well, now you get to remember what it’s like to ride the bus in the summer. It’s hot! And if the person next to you had eaten garlic, it will make your ear wilt. And if the person next to you is from another country, their perfume will make your other ear wilt!
Passenger #1: He must be near retirement.
Passenger #2: Yeah! That was pretty racist.
Passenger #1: Borderline.
Passenger #2: Borderline racist.

Number 2 bus on Chicago and Franklin
Overheard by Max.

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