1st June 2008

This Is How You Weed Out The Weak

Girl:  He said, “you’re a sweet girl” and I said, “I’m gonna puke now.”

16 Bus
Overheard by LB.

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1st June 2008

Block E: Always Full Of Surprises

Trendy girl: The last time I was in the bathroom here, there was blood all over the floor. I’m not even going to touch that.

Women’s bathroom line at Block E after the Sex and the City movie
Overheard by LB.

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1st June 2008

Thanks For Letting Us Know

Kid with mom in dressing room: Mommy, I see your boobs!

Target, Coon Rapids
Overheard by Another shopper.

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1st June 2008

I’ll Have Two

Vegetarian to Famous Dave’s employee: Do you serve anything without meat?
FD employee: We have chicken wraps.

Famous Dave’s at the Metrodome
Overheard by Hungry Carnivore.

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