Loud Guy running into Starbucks: Where your bathroom at? Key? Where’s the key?  Fuck. Fuck! (Grabs key, runs to door, fumbles in a hurry to unlock door, enters bathoom) Aw SHIT. HELL NO. SHIT. AHH. God damn. (Moments later exits bathroom, seemingly unharmed and better, goes to counter)  Pumpkin Loaf? Pumpking Cake? Oh man, I gotta try that. You know what you should have? Sweet Potato pie. You ain’t got that though. There ain’t no soul food up in here. How about peach cobbler? Oh man, peach cobbler. You could at least have pumpkin pie. At least.

First Ave Starbucks
Overheard by Man, you’re at starbucks.

3-year-old boy, enthusiastically: When I get home, I’m going to shoot someone!
Sunday school teacher: I don’t think you should do that.
3-year-old boy: With a squirt gun!
Sunday school teacher: Oh, good.
3-year-old boy: AND a machine gun!

Wayzata

Girl #1: Know what grave I would love to visit?
Girl #2: Abraham Lincoln’s?
Girl #1: No.  George W. Bush’s grave.  So I can piss on it.

Caffetto
Overheard by Right on sistah!

20-something guy: You’ll have internet while you’re there, right?
Blonde college girl: Yeah, like once a week or something.
20-something guy: So should we email or Facebook you?
Blonde college girl: Either.  I mean, they have Facebook in Africa, right?

Das Hus in New Brighton
Overheard by a.lil.

Teacher: You consider 300 a good date movie?

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Some Econ Kids.

Teenage girl: You are walking me all the way down to the gym or else I am not hanging out with you all weekend!!
Teenage boyfriend: You are being so sassy!
Teenage girl: ALL WEEKEND!

Wayzata High School
Overheard by hallwaywanderer.

White girl:  I wish I had an Obama t-shirt to wear tonight. (pause) Although I’m sure if I brought a black friend it’d be just the same.

U of M east bank
Overheard by LB.

Boss talking to employee: I need to find my liquid gold.
Employee: And by that you mean pee right?

Northern Brewer
Overheard by Wonder what crude oil is?

Early 20’s pregnant girl to baby daddy: I don’t think we can handle a pet.

Hennepin Ave
Overheard by Babies are way easier.

Sort of hipster boy: What was our public access show going to be about?
Girlfriend: Gay sex in the Constitution, anti-poofy pants, and something else I can’t remember.
Hipster boy: I remember, kitties!

4 headin’ south
Overheard by I’d watch that show for the kitties… and maybe the sex.